About Keith

A very 70s-looking photo of a child wearing some dashing overalls and otherwise being adorable.
I'm taller than I look in this picture, and can now ride most rides at the fair.

I'm a dude living in Spokane, WA. I've had some different jobs over the years. Most recently I worked as a private investigator. And in my free time, I scream into the void about whatever is on my mind.

For funsies I read books and ride my motorcycle, when I can convince her to run.

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If you're a person with thoughts and feelings, you can email me at the website you're looking at. A puzzle!

And if you're someone thinking about hiring me, welcome, and I hope I passed the test!